Monsanto Corporation Public Perception Amelioration Campaign
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Knowledgeable Male: Do you take medication for impotence, hair restoration, menopause or allergies? Do you also like eating steak? Well, now your friends at Monsanto Corporation have made something special that you are sure to enjoy!
Monsanto scientists have worked hard to bring something special to your dinner table, by splicing beef cows with popular pharmaceutical brand name drugs, now you can enjoy dinner and take your medication at the same time.
Just look for the new Medi-Beef seal of approval on beef products in your grocery store’s meat isle.
Pleasant, Elderly Woman#1: I used to forget to take my medication all the time. Two months ago, I woke up in the hospital. The doctors told me I had forgotten to take my heart medication. My heart stopped, and I could have died. But now things have changed. Thanks to Monsanto’s new Medi-Beef, I’ll never forget my medication again. All I have to do is eat one steak, hamburger, or other Medi-Beef certified beef product each day, and my heart will stay strong and healthy.
American Father (standing next to barbecue, holding spatula): Okay, so the doctors told me I have erectile dysfunction, but it would be okay because there’s lots of medication for that problem these days. But who wants to take a pill? They taste awful, and you have to drink a whole glass of water. It just wasn’t for me. But now, thanks to Monsanto’s new Medi-Beef, I can enjoy a healthy, lean beef burger and take my medication all at the same time. How can I loose?
Knowledgeable Male: Are you taking: Viagra, Estradiol, Allegra, Propecia, Claratin, Levithroid, Oxyconton, or many other popular name brand drugs? Medi-Beef is offered in over 100 different prescriptions. Just talk to your family physician to see if your prescription medication is offered in Medi-Beef.
Video: middle aged couple riding bikes on country road.
In some studies Medi-Beef has been shown to cause hearth arrhythmia, conjunctivitis, high cholesteral levels, and anal leakage.
Medi-Beef isn’t for everyone, talk to your physician to see if Medi-Beef is right for you.
Video: Pleasant, Elderly Woman#2 laughing, blowing out birthday candles.
Don’t let the hassles and stress caused by taking medication stop the fitter, healthier you. Check your grocery store for Medi-Beef today, and get on with your life.
Knowledgeable Male: Do you take medication for impotence, hair restoration, menopause or allergies? Do you also like eating steak? Well, now your friends at Monsanto Corporation have made something special that you are sure to enjoy!
Monsanto scientists have worked hard to bring something special to your dinner table, by splicing beef cows with popular pharmaceutical brand name drugs, now you can enjoy dinner and take your medication at the same time.
Just look for the new Medi-Beef seal of approval on beef products in your grocery store’s meat isle.
Pleasant, Elderly Woman#1: I used to forget to take my medication all the time. Two months ago, I woke up in the hospital. The doctors told me I had forgotten to take my heart medication. My heart stopped, and I could have died. But now things have changed. Thanks to Monsanto’s new Medi-Beef, I’ll never forget my medication again. All I have to do is eat one steak, hamburger, or other Medi-Beef certified beef product each day, and my heart will stay strong and healthy.
American Father (standing next to barbecue, holding spatula): Okay, so the doctors told me I have erectile dysfunction, but it would be okay because there’s lots of medication for that problem these days. But who wants to take a pill? They taste awful, and you have to drink a whole glass of water. It just wasn’t for me. But now, thanks to Monsanto’s new Medi-Beef, I can enjoy a healthy, lean beef burger and take my medication all at the same time. How can I loose?
Knowledgeable Male: Are you taking: Viagra, Estradiol, Allegra, Propecia, Claratin, Levithroid, Oxyconton, or many other popular name brand drugs? Medi-Beef is offered in over 100 different prescriptions. Just talk to your family physician to see if your prescription medication is offered in Medi-Beef.
Video: middle aged couple riding bikes on country road.
In some studies Medi-Beef has been shown to cause hearth arrhythmia, conjunctivitis, high cholesteral levels, and anal leakage.
Medi-Beef isn’t for everyone, talk to your physician to see if Medi-Beef is right for you.
Video: Pleasant, Elderly Woman#2 laughing, blowing out birthday candles.
Don’t let the hassles and stress caused by taking medication stop the fitter, healthier you. Check your grocery store for Medi-Beef today, and get on with your life.
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